Are you one these?

People think that just because we work at a call center that all we do is just sit one our asses all day take phone calls and earn a paycheck... it's correct to a point. We are several different characters all crammed into one telephone voice that is happy to listen to your issues. there always a different caller on each end and no one caller is the same and some time we gets all your crazies at once. Callers are much like a small little baby that knows just the right time to cry and mommy and daddy have to stop making out on the couch. 

Let me list a few of the wonderful people that we get paid to deal with.

1. The crazy women who think they get everything because they have a vagina. 

• You know who you are and news flash: WE HAVE EQUALS RIGHTS NOW!!! 
• Just because you have the last name as your husband still doesnt mean that we have to lay out the red carpet for you. We will ask to speak your husband when it comes to vital info to make sure he knows that we are talking to the correct person that he knows you are planning a trip using his points to meet her "friend" for a weekend. 
• you guys give women a bad name. There is a difference between fighting for your rights and being a crazy bitch... and you are a crazy bitch.

2. The Entitled- 

• GET OFF YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE!
• you are not the reason why I got a job and you are not the reason why I still have a job. I have a job because I quoted James T Kirk and when I want something no one and I MEAN NO ONE GETS IN MY WAY!

3. The Hearing aids

• They are a marvelous  invention.... GET ONE!
• 2 is the a "Q" and how do you get "Emily" from Lauren?

4. Ma and Pa Kettle

• Dude your old.
• If you are old enough to know what Mary and Joseph wore on the wedding day... call it a life and enslave one of your 5 times grandchildren to do it for you.

5. The non-English speaking.

•  Don't ask your 9 year old kid to translate. It's awkward and if you do pay the kid. 

6. The Deaf of Listening. 

• No not the deaf of hearing, the deaf of listening.
• We know you have ears because you heard me say my name, you just don't want to let me do my job so you can do yours.

7. The creepers

• No I have not been waiting for you.
• No, I do not want you to put your hand there.
• No, I do not dream about licking my feet.
• No, I will not say it again so you can cum.
• No, I will not marry you
• YEW!

This is from your friendly Customer service rep. have a nice day.

Thank god you are off my phone... oh look its time to go home. Peace out home slice.