My Name is Spud.

So in my line of work you hear a lot of things but when it comes with the thickest southern accent it only makes it funnier.


Me: thank you for calling the Inn.How can I help you?


Caller:Hello, my name is Spud. Me and my lady friend are planning to come to your neck of the woods and we would like to know what is going on in your bar.


Me: I do apologize but I am not in the hotel directly.


Caller: You sound northern. You aren't in New Orleans are you?


Me: No. I am in Washington.


Caller: How is our country's capital?


Me: Sorry, I am in Washington state.


Caller: Oh, how is the rain?


Me: It's OK. I am on the dry side of the state toward Idaho.


Caller: Oh Bless you. Well me and my lady friend thank you.